Ada dua orang gila yang sedang berbual di rumah sakit jiwa Tampoi. <\/p>\n
Orang gila 1 : “Kamu tahu tak?”( sambil naik atas meja ) <\/p>\n
Orang gila 2 : “Tahu apa?” <\/p>\n
Orang gila 1 : “Aku nie matahari ( sambil mengangkat tangannya tinggi-tinggi ) lihat lah terang dunia ini disebabkan aku!” <\/p>\n
Orang gila 2 : ( dalam hati ) “Jangan-jangan dia ini bertambah gila, aku mesti lapor pada doktor biar dia diperiksa…” <\/p>\n
Sambil berlari orang gila 2 tadi pergi ke bilik doktor dan menceritakan apa yang berlaku: <\/p>\n
Orang gila 2 : “Doktor, kawan saya itu mungkin bertambah gilanya.” <\/p>\n
Doktor : “Kenapa?” <\/p>\n
Orang gila 2 : “Benar doktor, dia naik ke atas meja sambil mengangkat tangannya dia cakap dia adalah matahari, dunia ini terang dia yang buat.” <\/p>\n
Doktor : “Kalau begitu suruhlah kawan kamu tu turun.” <\/p>\n
Orang gila 2 : “Jangan doktor, nanti kalau dia turun gelap dunia ini nanti…” <\/p>\n
Doktor : “???” <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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